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[Nov. 15th, 2009|05:23 pm] |
you know what I fucking hate, is when people go travelling and make out like they're the only ones who EVER have...
they're all like "oh I'll be roughing it all over europe"
yea until your fucking parents end up wiring you some more money,
they go on like a 3 day tour bus of London and see the dungeon, tussauds and camden and suddenly they're all like
"my old mans a dustman"
and all
"you wanna know the ols nursery rhyme" "up the apples and pears"
cunts.
oh and does anyone know anywhere that still sells bongs? mine is fucked and i need a good one |
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[Sep. 1st, 2009|04:54 pm] |
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| | La Dispute... Jedi Mind Tricks | ] |
What the fuck is with that preggo chick dude thing...
I jus' spent like forty five minutes watching fucking oprah crap on about how amazing this whole thing is...
Like it's a chick right... with a beard that's knocked up...
and everyone's on like it's a fucking miracle, it's not even a proper beard, not like those massive beards you see from the 1920's. shit my nan's got a beard
If my mum put on dudes clothes, slapped on a fake beard and got knocked up do you reckon I'd get in time magazine, maybe I could get on oprah and punch her in the face |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 18th, 2009|09:21 pm] |
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| | IGN GAMESCOOP podcast | ] |
Why is it when people see you reading a book on a lunch break, ninety percent of those fucktards look straight at you and think
"Maybe he just wants someone to chat to"
GODFUCKINGDAMIT.
I need to get a neon light sewn to my forhead like those "not in service" cabs ones that just says
"GET FUCKED CUNT" |
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| help a muthafucka out |
[Jul. 28th, 2009|10:08 pm] |
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| | essa / the essance | ] |
Where's good stores in sydney to get some new threads...
like t shirts and a new pair of sneakers?
i want a new obey t
I tried looking under skate shops and alls I found was some figure skating shop!
I need names and addresses...
TALK GODDAMMIT YOU LOUSY SCUMBAG |
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| "Just give me my fucking phone call" |
[Jun. 2nd, 2009|07:30 pm] |
Is anyone going to see Robocop at the Mercury next week?
pretty much one of the top "fuck I wish I'd seen that at the movies" movies around! |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 31st, 2009|05:45 pm] |
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JESUS CHRIST... HOW HARD IS IT TO GET WEED NOWADAYS??!!!?!!?!1 |
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| facebook vs myspace |
[May. 13th, 2009|07:38 pm] |
whats the fucking deal with all this facebook shit?
all fucking day "whats your myspace?"
everyone's like
"just jump on and get it sorted... it's a piece of piss"
and I get on there and working out how to use it is like trying to solve a rubiks cube wrapped in a freaking blanket of soduku...
last night my fucking ipod had an eplileptic fit and fully homnasted on me, fuck you can throw a fucking cd into a discman and away you go, now I'm using torrents and transfering files, it's like being in that movie sneakers (minus robert redford... and wasn't poitier in that one as well... POITOS).
I try and divert my time by wondering whether Earth Crisis will play anything from slither
"I turn myself... into a MONSTER" |
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| Sydney |
[Feb. 12th, 2009|02:00 pm] |
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Can anyone help, I'm going to Sydney fairly soon and wanna get a new tatt, whats the best place in Syd to get something done (I don't wanna end up getting some tribal with a ton of swastikas from some 4 roses pit) |
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| HHAHAHAHAHAHQ |
[Oct. 7th, 2008|10:35 am] |
I'm on the net for the FIRST time in like 3 years...
LOL,OMG, WoW and all that shit...
I'll post again around August 2011, hopefully by then I'll actually have the net at home and not have to line up with a pack of losers to use a free one |
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| They were the best of times |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|09:19 am] |
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| | NFG/ coming home, xenon's drums and my uncle Jahmal | ] |
Well its finally over and adam has left, thanks for comin over bro. I'll miss you more than mortals can ever hope to comprehend.
see you around
"hey Johnny... I'll see you in hell"
p.s im usin your free net on your prepaid to update this |
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| This time next week |
[May. 8th, 2007|11:21 pm] |
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| | Vacant stare, quadrophenia, brass eye | ] |
All i want is to get this week over and spend 2 weeks hangin out with my bro watchin movies, talking about st bernards and eating crisps
ps i updated this on the celly! |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 4th, 2007|12:35 pm] |
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new zine out well soon... keep an eye out |
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| whatever's new |
[Feb. 10th, 2007|01:42 pm] |
Havent updated this beast in time... watching heaps of movies, that and works pretty much all I do... new zine is good to go, issue ten motherfuckers!
Cant wait to see my bro... hope you arent expecting some crazy money spinner action cos' I have no money anymore... just found out I owe comic book guy like $200 in comics and shirts lootage...
joined a movie/bookclub, had to read and watch "the battlers" book was okay... movie wasn't so good...
how hard is it to get weed at the moment...
P.S. ADAM thans for the movies and the copies of the treehorn books, I was gonna go into borders and see if they could get those and the hypontist
"you're not shirking are you treehorn?" |
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| "UPDATE'S GET YOUR UPDATES!!!!" |
[Nov. 5th, 2006|12:26 pm] |
Well fuck me side sally I havent updated this doowhackey for fucking ages... I started a new job... quit a new job, had adam and alexia stay from the UK... If you dont remember adam he's a dude that stayed over here for a while back in the “ovingham days”...
anyways I was real cool to see some people from back home
“How lucky for them... back home”
I managed to score a copy of viz and an old copy of heat... plus I now know that John Leslie raped Ulrika Johnson (tanks for the info)
adam and alexia if you're reading this, you'll be sorely missed... come back soon, and this time bring some fucking vianetta...
I now work for EDS like 3 mins down the road, that means I can take advantage of my awesome beach cruiser that has seen no action for like 3 years... I'm getting hell lazy with my zine, which sucks cos' I dont wanna just surrender and be one of those 9-5 fuckheads watching rove and the wedge and generally being a complete arseface...
anyways I think this journal scene's getting a bit dead... if anyone wants me I'll be in my room...
How depressing is it not being able to say happy birthday to your only brother on his birthday... adam bro, hope you had a fucking nice one, presents in the mail... |
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| I'm back |
[Sep. 27th, 2006|01:15 pm] |
well after a long hiatus I'm back on the journal circuit...
I'm working as an accounts manager for a finance company... at least I dont have sales targets, so its kinda releif...
Decided the other day to trade in my psp and one of my nintendo DS to get myself a 360 and copies of Call of Duty 2 and Dead Rising... both are cool, COD is proabaly the best... I have it running off my HI DEF 26" LCD so it looks top shit...
I have spent the last 2 days listening to the minidisc of the snowtown barrels... gonna press a few up onto cd so give us a shout if you want a copy (its hell good)
I also found a heap of old hardcore discs... and was wondering, whats the best hardcore album ever... I'll tell you mine in a while... although I already know what it is |
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| "Have I got an act for you" |
[Sep. 6th, 2006|02:31 pm] |
Has anyone seen "the aristocrats"
I saw it about a week ago and thought it was fucking hilarious... but everyone I showed it to thought it was crap... any movie where a ventriloquist dummy says:
"my son comes on stage... I shoot him in the head and then fuck the bullethole"
has to be good... I definately reccomend it. |
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| jobless wankers |
[Aug. 24th, 2006|08:15 pm] |
tomorrow (fri 25th) is my last day at optus...
that means I probably wont be able to update this as often anymore...
I'm pretty shit scared at the prospect of getting up on monday and not having a job... I've done the numbers and worked out that I have enough chedder to cover the house for about 3 months... although I dont really wanna bo outta work for mo' than about 4 days...
I'm thinking of getting back into a trade or summit... or maybe that porters job, that sounds pretty interesting. |
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| New job |
[Aug. 23rd, 2006|06:10 pm] |
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| | CAGE / hells winter | ] |
So I went to the royal adelaide hospital about becoming a porter...
the dude was pretty keen to snap me up being that i can walk and dont have a criminal record...
they did however give me a vague list of some of the roles, ranging from meeting the helicopter on the roof of the hospital, through to taking cadavers to the morgue and storing them... he also said that you'd have to take the bodies back out for family members to identify them, apparently its not that demending physically its more can you cope with it emotionally, still I figure I like to push myself on occasion so i'll give it a go |
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| "HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIT" |
[Aug. 21st, 2006|06:00 pm] |
THEY'RE REMAKING POLICE MOTHERFUCKING ACADEMY!!!!!!!!!
WITH THE ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKING CAST!!!!!!
except david graf (tackleberry) cos' he's dead.
could this be the greatest movie ever made in the history of the universe... i'd say so
"get... back... in... line... NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!" |
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