||[Sep. 1st, 2009|04:54 pm]
|||||La Dispute... Jedi Mind Tricks||]|
What the fuck is with that preggo chick dude thing...
I jus' spent like forty five minutes watching fucking oprah crap on about how amazing this whole thing is...
Like it's a chick right... with a beard that's knocked up...
and everyone's on like it's a fucking miracle, it's not even a proper beard, not like those massive beards you see from the 1920's. shit my nan's got a beard
If my mum put on dudes clothes, slapped on a fake beard and got knocked up do you reckon I'd get in time magazine, maybe I could get on oprah and punch her in the face